Funny poems

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  • The dentist (21)

    by Karl Wild GG23

    I hate going to the dentist,
    In fear of that stupid drill...

  • Do you know Jennifer Aniston?
    I feel sorry for her...

  • Harry Potter Nerd (21)

    by kiesha

    I am a Harry Potter nerd.
    Yes, I confess, it's true...

  • God knows why girls are not more like boys!
    Girls think too much, and understand too little...

  • Spider Hell (20) 10 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a spider in my bath
    it's staring up at me...

  • Hungover (20) 2

    by Live WeLL

    Last night I partied
    Came home late...

  • Kant Spel (20)

    by x Mo x

    Have you ever had a day
    When you couldn't spell at all...

  • Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
    The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...

  • Cupid's Misguided Arrow (20)

    by Twisted Heart

    Cupid's little arrow, done hit me in the a**
    I pulled it out, looked at it, then I threw it...

  • Potty Struggles (20)

    by Chelsey

    When you get that feeling down below
    You cross your legs and start to dance...

  • I am the grim reaper
    i reap you of your soul...

  • Two babies were falling from heaven to earth .
    Both so tiny, pretty...