Funny poems

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  • on your bike (syntuit) (9) 7

    by Mr. Darcy

    wibble wobble-ling
    through life is fun when you ride...

  • Tears pitter patter
    onto my waiting keyboard...

  • autumnal leaves makes
    finding my doggy's whoopsies...

  • Ode To A Flea (4) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    ODE TO A FLEA
    It’s personal you see, between your dawg and me...

  • Timeless (9) 4

    by Michael

    I stopped moving
    my hands were held up...

  • Mommies Shoes (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    MOMMIES SHOES
    Hi, my name is Clive, and I’m five, I heard the...

  • My Waterloo (12) 7

    by CJ Maleney

    For every man who signed the line
    Every man knows there may come a time...

  • in my dreams (haiku) (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    in my dreams (haiku)
    i lay in her arms...

  • Mobility Mayhem (15) 7 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    I have a new mobility scooter
    with big wheels, lights and bag...

  • Mango (acrostic)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    My wife tears into her mango with great pleasure
    as juice runs down her chin, wiped before...

  • Long Story - Short

    by Joseph Kerr

    For those who verbose
    A story do tell...

  • Mellons (acrostic) (4) 3

    by CJ Maleney

    Mother refused to breast feed
    Everything processed and yuk...