Funny poems

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  • eating more than words 1

    by The Lone Ranger

    the gingerbread man
    frowned as, swipe, the net came down...

  • The thoughts of an ant (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    The thoughts of an ant
    As I survey my habitat from under a blade of...

  • Oh that mountain I did climb
    When I reached the top what did I find...

  • Flesh (2) 1

    by Paul Hirst

    I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
    It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...

  • Does God Dream: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    We don't know forsure
    So we can only guess...

  • For Mr. Ex (1) 1

    by Laila Nazim

    -Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
    Of loving beauty you float with grace...

  • roben (1) 1

    by derick dagg

    Ruben is red Ruben is blue but superman is collet...

  • Bringing Home The Bacon (4) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    Kevin is a splendid chap you know
    I've watched him my whole life...

  • Mommies Shoes (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    MOMMIES SHOES
    Hi, my name is Clive, and I’m five, I heard the...

  • What am I (5) 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    What am I?
    I am a biscuit...

  • A Lonesome Dove Comes Home (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    A LONESOME DOVE COMES HOME
    I remember that cold dark night, when my mate and...

  • hey, i'm a hot car (haiku) (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    hey, i’m a hot car (haiku)
    drive me, thrills galore...