Oh how calming I am and I can be,
I am like a breeze whispering to trees...
A LONESOME DOVE COMES HOME
I remember that cold dark night, when my mate and...
Darling!!
I don't want you to be like electricity...
Poop is smelly, sultry, deep
and full of secrets richly steeped...
-Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
Of loving beauty you float with grace...
I'm quite a few years old
Alittle bent out of shape...
I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
I ask, "where have all my dressings...
When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...
Kevin is a splendid chap you know
I've watched him my whole life...
I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...
Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
I wish and lash in this forsaken bath...
Some people will only like you
If you fit comfortably...