Funny poems

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  • Dare I Ponder? (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    It came to me
    on one fine day...

  • Oh My God! I'm A Vampire! (10)

    by Mr Anonymous

    What’s going on?
    Since that strange man bit me...

  • (Actually a bit of a song)
    Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...

  • Abcd (3)

    by Sarah

    ABCD wont you come and play with me
    EFGH you'll have fun just wait and see...

  • Bout me and my best friend (3)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    Elizabeth: dude, u r loser!
    Gabriela: no! i am not!! u r...

  • Aww its a... oh! (3)

    by thing3

    The tiny little cot with flowers on,
    the nursery kitted out in pink...

  • Sweet treat (5) 1

    by Kate Hicks

    I bathed in a bath of jelly
    It wobbled about like my belly...

  • MRELOYIQY
    YELTHNW...

  • Where is Moon? (3)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    This one is my favorite part, I start write haiku...
    Me, little bear and...

  • My Brain has No Idea. (5)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    Other one, it is my favorite part, too. I wrote...
    My brain can't find words...

  • Chia Pet (4)

    by MischieviousMya

    My hair is quite curly,
    Very nappy I must say...

  • Breakfast in Bed (6)

    by Sylvia

    Once upon a time there was a man,
    Ringo was his name...