Funny poems

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  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • Killer Satisfaction (4)

    by Jacklyn

    Along the beach I walked,
    Bikini bottom inching up...

  • Famous last words (5)

    by matthew

    1. of course the waters safe to drink!
    2.I'm telling you, it is possible to swallow a...

  • Bein' Single! (4)

    by Jesslyn

    Guys can talk their smooth talk,
    Walk their stupid walk...

  • Summer (5)

    by Stacinator

    Swimming pools,
    No school...

  • I hate buying clothes
    Can't see how girls love it...

  • Cheatin (4)

    by leonel calderon

    I Pick up my pen
    and i began to think...

  • 1.Ride the elavator up and down twenty times in a...
    2.Knock on someones door then run away.Stop...

  • What you got!! (6)

    by heather

    What do you do
    when more then one guy likes you...

  • Random sH** (11)

    by tea lady

    This is a little poem
    because I'm o so bored...

  • Just Me (4)

    by Kari

    Part of me is vibrant yellow
    full of life and joyful...

  • (to the tune of Barbie girl)
    I'm an emo girl, in a hardcore world. my glasses...