Funny poems

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  • Models (3)

    by InvisiblyHeartless

    The runway lights shine bright
    Professional price tags maxed out...

  • Cheese (Palindrome) (4)

    by Hatori

    Cheese,
    Orange and white...

  • I hate normal people
    they always get in the way...

  • Summer Dancing (4)

    by Lori

    Shoes and socks
    Shirts and pants...

  • Work Sucks (5)

    by JEFF

    I wake up each day,
    As I hate to say...

  • The Big One (9)

    by Jackie

    Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
    Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • The cow that swam (5)

    by Dark Secrets

    We have the funniest class in school
    Everyone thinks we are so cool...

  • Oh My God! I'm A Vampire! (10)

    by Mr Anonymous

    What’s going on?
    Since that strange man bit me...

  • (Actually a bit of a song)
    Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...

  • Abcd (3)

    by Sarah

    ABCD wont you come and play with me
    EFGH you'll have fun just wait and see...

  • Bout me and my best friend (3)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    Elizabeth: dude, u r loser!
    Gabriela: no! i am not!! u r...