Funny poems

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  • Dumb blond (3)

    by Angel

    Why must I be judged
    On my looks...

  • Peter the Heater (4)

    by Elapsed

    Cold over there?
    sit in that chair...

  • Chia Pet (4)

    by MischieviousMya

    My hair is quite curly,
    Very nappy I must say...

  • Cinderella's Slave Girl (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    I know it's long but I swear it's funny and...
    To be somebody's someone...

  • Roses are black (5)

    by james darren

    Roses are black
    Violets are red...

  • Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
    No tats, no boils or tail...

  • Breakfast (3)

    by shantavia

    EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN THE SUN SAYS TO RISE I...
    I SMELL EGGS I SMELL BRACKEN I SMELL HOME MADE...

  • Opposite (4)

    by ChArMEd

    One bright day in the middle of the night
    two dead boys woke up to fight...

  • A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big...

  • Quitting (5)

    by Noelle Wright

    Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
    Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...

  • Cats Vs. Dogs (6)

    by Shigure Sohma

    Meow, Meow,
    Meow, Meow, Meow...

  • One day I was walking down the road,
    when out of no where I stepped on this toad...