I'm staring at a blank
It's empty, or is it full...
Happy Harry has a cat
Happy Harry's cats named Pat...
This is the story of the man
who was walking down the lane...
We shave our legs
we never have a wet dream...
I'm a calamity.
I have nothing smart to say...
A collab with a dear friend ... Frank...
-topic: A roll in the hay / thongs...
(This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...
Why must I be judged
On my looks...
I remember a time when all my tears were over...
and mummy and daddy were all i had the please...
My hair is quite curly,
Very nappy I must say...
I know it's long but I swear it's funny and...
To be somebody's someone...
Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
No tats, no boils or tail...