Funny poems

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  • Pack up your things,
    And kiss Mommy goodbye...

  • F A T (5)

    by Diana

    I have a roll or two or three
    I can not even see my knee...

  • I May Have Adhd (3)

    by Kelsey McClelland

    In the corriders of my head
    My mind has lost its way...

  • The Chip shop Lolita's
    Sugar Daddy's sour...

  • My neighbour has a little kid,
    For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...

  • Twist (6)

    by ForbiddenSnowflake

    Twist and turn, twirl and tuck,
    Turn when twist, tuck after twirl...

  • Goofy Little Crush (1)

    by Wishinguponyou

    I just had a goofy little crush on him
    he had the same feelings...

  • 1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
    2. Reply to everything someone says with...

  • A Child's Logic (Limerick) (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Teddy fell hurt his knee at the zoo,
    came crying "oh what should I do?&quot...

  • Silly me (1)

    by Kayl

    Silly you,
    have you forgotten we're through...

  • Shut the funk up (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Gather your flock lend me your ear
    Let's all get the flock out of here...

  • The port-a-Jon poem (3)

    by Jack Nightengale

    Here I sit in stink vapor,
    Waiting on some toilet paper...