Funny poems

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  • Ode To Chocolate (6)

    by Michelle Stapp

    When you see brown, creamy
    deliciousness...

  • What am I (5) 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    What am I?
    I am a biscuit...

  • Wonky Wheels 1

    by Walter

    I head to my favourite shopping mall
    This place is huge and has it all...

  • Rumor Has It (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    Rumor Has It
    By: Twisted Heart...

  • Periods (3)

    by traceybilsbarrow

    Why is it that women
    have to go through all the pain...

  • Spider Hugs (5)

    by Mr. Darcy

    Early in the morning,
    Dew is in the air...

  • A lady considers it a sign of class,
    When a gentleman leaves the seat down...

  • What To Wear? (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    WHAT TO WEAR?
    To me it’s like the plight of an insane Hare...

  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...

  • Marraige is Murder (4) 2

    by Michael D Nalley

    You people look at me and scoff
    I've sat here till my arms fell off...

  • People are like books (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    People are like books.
    Some are big, some are small...

  • You don\'t own a pencil case
    So don’t say you do...