Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...
Giving head is something I don`t do,
You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...
I love you so much that I could die.
Your face is burned into my very memory...
Roses are red
violets are blue...
Something silly and slightly sexual I wrote one...
I like to bite...
My head is a mess
So don't try to guess...
This is a love story about Simon and Yvette
One day they'll fall in love but it hasn't...
I have to tell you what I feel
emotions abundant syrupy and real...
Dreams delivered,
from a dashing dude called JANIS, who finally...
I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...
WHAT TO WEAR?
To me it’s like the plight of an insane Hare...
You people look at me and scoff
I've sat here till my arms fell off...