Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
    though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...

  • Giving Head (9)

    by lostwithin

    Giving head is something I don`t do,
    You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...

  • My Literal Cliche (10)

    by yogi73

    I love you so much that I could die.
    Your face is burned into my very memory...

  • Jerk

    by Hurts Alot

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • I Like To Bite (2)

    by StarGirl

    Something silly and slightly sexual I wrote one...
    I like to bite...

  • My head is a mess

    by Innocent Fairy

    My head is a mess
    So don't try to guess...

  • Cupid's Arrow (2) 1

    by Walter

    This is a love story about Simon and Yvette
    One day they'll fall in love but it hasn't...

  • Best Love Poem Ever (14)

    by Cinnamonspice

    I have to tell you what I feel
    emotions abundant syrupy and real...

  • Derelict Cretins delivered (4)

    by A lonely soul

    Dreams delivered,
    from a dashing dude called JANIS, who finally...

  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...

  • What To Wear? (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    WHAT TO WEAR?
    To me it’s like the plight of an insane Hare...

  • Marraige is Murder (4) 2

    by Michael D Nalley

    You people look at me and scoff
    I've sat here till my arms fell off...