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She tries to be a lady
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I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
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There's a crab sat in my sandwich
or so my dear husband said...

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Beep beep beep beep
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by Mr. Darcy

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Teetering, a leg...

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The heavenly warmness fills my body
The smoothness is like a warm caress...

Oh My God! I'm A Vampire! (10)

by Mr Anonymous

What’s going on?
Since that strange man bit me...

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I love you so much that I could die.
Your face is burned into my very memory...

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With list in hand, I hit the door
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by *Charisma*

I'm such a procrastinator
I waste my time away...