I send her a message
While I am at work...
I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout...
Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
When is your birthday?
The first Saturday after...
Have you ever,...ate chicken pot pie?
Have you ever,... ate chicken pot pie...
I love you
But we have to go our separate ways...
Well this is a story all about me.
A story that just ends on, well, me...
I'm just a frog on a lily pad
Sitting in this pond...
Mc donalds is my kind of place
they feed me rattle snakes...
Beer and cashews?
Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...
Girls scream
Boys shout...
Thorny limerick
There once was a lady from California...