Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...
I send her a message
While I am at work...
There was a fellow I knew
or thought I did, you never...
When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what...
*not mine i just like it*
Twas the night before Christmas...
Disney world, stole my girl
i thought i was the one for her,i thought she was...
I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...
Sitting for hours in the same stance
waiting for him to glance...
Have you ever,...ate chicken pot pie?
Have you ever,... ate chicken pot pie...
Dogs are soft
dogs are cute...
Just a line to say I'm living,
That I'm not among the dead...