Funny poems

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  • Froggy's Dream (7)

    by Twisted Heart

    I'm just a frog on a lily pad
    Sitting in this pond...

  • My man whom I completely trust
    To take care of me in all trials...

  • Everyone Needs It (5)

    by Kelly

    This craving i feel is strong and unrelenting,
    It dominates my mind, it destroys my soul...

  • Beer and cashews? (4) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Beer and cashews?
    Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...

  • U said u loved me, n I find out it was all a lie.
    thankz 2 dat im hurt n i gotta say GoodBye...

  • Modern celebration (syntuit) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When is your birthday?
    The first Saturday after...

  • Teachers pet (3)

    by gymnast girl

    The teachers in my school must think
    there working in a zoo...

  • Hack Hack Hack (7)

    by Dennis

    It began as just a runny nose
    And a tickle in my throat...

  • The Good Life (5)

    by Fran

    My feet are tired and
    My right eye is lazy...

  • Mc Donalds (1)

    by Desiree

    Mc donalds is my kind of place
    they feed me rattle snakes...

  • Girls scream
    Boys shout...

  • Squeak, my Cat (2) 4

    by AngelaLuisaCory

    You are a little mud thief
    The worse of any kind...