Funny poems

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  • Breasts (12)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    This goes out to people
    whose breasts aren't quite yet there...

  • Food Fight (6)

    by dragon

    I went to school some time ago, with hopes of...
    but most of the time I got in trouble, my plans...

  • The Perfect Guy. (5)

    by Sierra

    The perfect man is gentle,
    Never cruel or mean...

  • Myspace (5)

    by shannen

    Myspace is an epidemic.
    Full of busty blonde chicks...

  • I must leave you (26)

    by Ike Dizzle

    I love you
    But we have to go our separate ways...

  • Redneck Rap (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Well this is a story all about me.
    A story that just ends on, well, me...

  • Froggy's Dream (7)

    by Twisted Heart

    I'm just a frog on a lily pad
    Sitting in this pond...

  • I love you
    You love me...

  • A Wonderful Toy. (5)

    by Jenni Marie

    **Collaboration with me and Leanne.**
    They come in many colours...

  • Everyone Needs It (5)

    by Kelly

    This craving i feel is strong and unrelenting,
    It dominates my mind, it destroys my soul...

  • U said u loved me, n I find out it was all a lie.
    thankz 2 dat im hurt n i gotta say GoodBye...

  • Teachers pet (3)

    by gymnast girl

    The teachers in my school must think
    there working in a zoo...