I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
Nothing is more fluffy than a flaffy
If you need a teddy bear you can borrow my...
Cinderella
she lost her...
Angry fire, hungry,
when lacking what to engulf...
Sensual, sassy, independent girl
Like a flag, golden lockes of hair unfurl...
When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...
I remember being a young child
Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...
Last night I partied
Came home late...
As I primp before my date,
I make a mental checklist, just in case...
Hens sit clucking, awaiting
Arrival of their precious chicks...
I love you
because you have big eyes...