Funny poems

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  • Phase Four--Fade Out (6)

    by Anna Stephens

    I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
    A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...

  • The scammers song. (2)

    by Allan Padgham

    My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
    Ludicrous verse...

  • Pokemon poetry! part 2 (2)

    by Savannah

    Nothing is more fluffy than a flaffy
    If you need a teddy bear you can borrow my...

  • Glass Slipper: 1

    by Scott Cole

    Cinderella
    she lost her...

  • Envious People (3)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Angry fire, hungry,
    when lacking what to engulf...

  • Lady in the Night (1) 1

    by Eric Brady

    Sensual, sassy, independent girl
    Like a flag, golden lockes of hair unfurl...

  • Shades of Gray 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    When Mandy got randy one day
    Mandy almost blew me away...

  • I remember being a young child
    Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...

  • Hungover (20) 2

    by Live WeLL

    Last night I partied
    Came home late...

  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • Hatching Eggs (Acrostic) (9)

    by A Poets Handwriting aka ALISHA

    Hens sit clucking, awaiting
    Arrival of their precious chicks...

  • Shallow love (6) 1

    by Wafaa

    I love you
    because you have big eyes...