hey, i’m a hot car (haiku)
drive me, thrills galore...
-“You have deflowered all the blooms in the...
You deserve to be dead...
While lying in my bed,
He bites...
Texans' Space Shuttle
Houston got the football team...
To friends we miss, lets take the piss
and pretend that we do care...
An angel fell from the sky
how she danced and played...
The princess stood at the top of the tower
and stomped her feet and cried...
Dear chocolate, thank you for always being there,
when I never needed you in my life...
If Sally suddenly sat smiling stupid
then Sandra secretly slapped Sally silly...
It is isn't so bad, it never is.
You will become thankful that you challenged...
Imagine if you were a shoe
How do you think that you would do...
Gumdrops, lollipops, sweet sweet peeps
All for me to eat...