Funny poems

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  • Little Billie and his Time Machine
    I hid it in a secret spot where mommie doesn’t...

  • Moderation 1

    by PoMo-re

    Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...

  • A girl

    by KAZ ISHMAEL

    I see a girl in the Staten Island Mall yesterday
    And I think that she looks really pretty...

  • A Hogwarts Dream (11) 9

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a magic place where you can learn
    where teachers can be fair but often stern...

  • Counting Strikes (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN


    Counting Strikes...

  • Grandma Grey (3) 5

    by Milly Hayward

    My Grandma Grey has a secret..
    I discovered it quite by chance...

  • Average Persons (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Average Persons
    They may be married, or not, some choose to only...

  • Delay (Acrostic) (5) 4

    by D.

    During rush hour
    Everyone seems to think that...

  • Comfort (5) 4

    by Milly Hayward

    On a mission, to lose weight
    but my will is weak indeed...

  • My Gaucherie (2) 2

    by Vince Gullaci

    To my brilliant doctor
    I asked...

  • Empty Poemed (3) 2

    by Jonathan Jewell

    There's not much point in writing poems,
    When you've nothing much to say...

  • I Write Silly Poems (2) 1

    by Jonathan Jewell

    Should I write a poem,
    That uses all my brain...