Funny poems

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  • Always the bridesmaid never the bride,
    i think about this as we pose for pictures...

  • Can you say dis? (10)

    by Stacy Ferguson

    I know that you know i know what you know..if you...

  • Bubbly Bubbly Pop Pop Pop!
    Bubbles float to the top...

  • Shopping bag woes (12) 5

    by deeplydesturbed

    Shall I carry thee to the car to sit?
    Thou art heavy and thou weigh mine wrists down...

  • Hi! My Name Is Sticky (4) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    HI! MY NAME IS STICKY.
    I’m called by many other names too, like icky...

  • Counting Strikes (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN


    Counting Strikes...

  • My Name is Martin (13)

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    My name is Martin just so you know
    I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...

  • Jailbird (11) 2

    by Daisy if you do

    Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
    Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...

  • Growing Up Without a Clue
    Never had a perfect shape...

  • I remember when you bought me
    That short red dress...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • Haunted (8) 4

    by Kasie

    Alone within the darkness,
    Surrounded by those walls...