She told me am the Best Cartoonist, I told her she has very good taste.

“You're my Star, a stargazer too,
and I wish that I were Heaven,
with a billion eyes to look at you!”
-Plato

Returned the engagement ring that I guess was never mine.
And found my mothers wedding band- it’s in my index finger and it looks just fine

Loosing the idea of us,
Of what we were, lost, and could have been
Was harder than falling out of love.

When a boy says he loves a girl, it means he wants to give her so many things.

Never jump ships in the middle of the sea.

Love those who love you and life will be easy.

She's so hot that she lights up my world like a rechargeable LED inverter bulb.

She rejected my Facebook friend request more than once, but I kept on adding her until she accepted and even liked some of my posts.

If I had a daughter, then I'd name her Brenda.