I Tried to Sh*t (20)

by Tiller

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...

The Genie From Hell (11)

by Mark Spencer

I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...

Ohhhh Yes (7)

by Daniela

I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...

Do Gnomes Conspire? (1) 1

by cassie hughes

Does a gnome in the garden
keep fishing at night...

it's a miracle (syntuit) (6) 7

by Mr. Darcy

as Jesus walked on
water he began to feel...

Not So Hot (14) 8 HM

by Milly Hayward

Be glad your health is not impaired
by some strange illness that is shared...

Timeless (9) 4

by Michael

I stopped moving
my hands were held up...

Mobility Mayhem (15) 7 HM

by Milly Hayward

I have a new mobility scooter
with big wheels, lights and bag...

pineapple (acrostic) for Craig's fruit gauntlet (8) 4

by Mr. Darcy

Piranha like pains spread
Inside like hard rain...

The Actor (3) 2

by Domenico Sottile

The Actor
Liking the character an actor portrays...

A cat like day (4) 3

by Ocean Chant

What a cat like day
To lazily lay around...

Probable Cause (13) 12 HM

by Milly Hayward

Billy Bromms is a borrower
You know the type I'm sure...